Ruminations.

- When something goes wrong and a customer complains, it seems that they get even more angry when the employees are being super nice about it. Saying "Oh, I'm sorry sir, what can I do to help?" almost sounds more condescending than apologetic.

- It doesn't seem human to treat someone with such respect when they're belittling you with their utmost dickishness...until you work in food service. Then someone can shit in your mouth and you'd have to apologize for not swallowing it.

- Drunken, loud, out-of-key singing is annoying. But call it "Karaoke" and suddenly everyone's on board.

- There's an easy way to tell when someone is drunk without even speaking to them. They do "head circles". It's when they're not quite standing still and they're not quite moving. Just the head spins in tiny, almost unnoticeable circles. Usually accompanied by the empty eyes of a blank stare, followed by a delayed smile.

- A woman wants a man who'll admit that he's wrong. A man just wants a woman who'll admit that she farted.

- There is one white guy on EVERY sports team that you will hate when he plays against your team. 

- The mail doesn't come today, yet I have to go to work tonight. Call me crazy, but isn't the U.S. Postal Service a little more important than somebody's umpteenth dinner option? You want me to drive around and stick envelopes inside of mailboxes? Because I'll quit my job and do it. Today.

That's all for today. Happy Labor Day! Seriously don't understand why this is a holiday. Go Wikipedia it if you want to be utterly fucking confused about what's going on. Something about Grover Cleveland.